Top 11 Ben & Jerry’s Halloween Ice Cream Flavors
By: The Sick & Twisted Staff of NOVA Fortnightly

Hazmat
Botulism (when Botox isn’t enough)
Apples & Razorblades
Toothpaste & Orange Juice
Monkey Poo
Beard Clippings
Pureed Kitty w/Meow Mix
Brain Tissue
Freezer Burn
Expired Pearl Jam
Mint Lead Paint Chip

Best Things to Do for Halloween Other Than Trick-or-Treating

Put out-of-order signs on all the bathrooms.
Have a sacrifice to the Chocolate Goddess in B Lot.
Run for the SGA.
Dabble in uranium isotopes.
Turn off all the lights, watch the movie “Insidious” & eat popcorn.
Cook up doubtful dishes for consumption.
Tape hair from the hair salon on a public toilet bowl to make it seem like The Grudge is coming out of it.

By: NOVA Fortnightly Staff

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