Ways to scare the living hell out of your neighbors

• Walk around the yard carrying an ax.
• Put a severed head (preferably a fake one) in the front yard, hide in the bushes & call out, “Save me!” when people walk by.
• Put mannequins in the front yard and blend in among them until the kiddies come around, then move in for the scare.

Reasons to stay inside on Halloween.

• You don’t have any clean sheets to make your usual ghost costume with.
• You’ll get jumped if the kids think you have candy.
• You’ll finally get all the homework done that you’ve put off since the first day of classes.
• Drunk next door neighbors.
• To avoid all the Bella and Edward look-a-likes.
• To avoid becoming a Bella or Edward look-a-like.
• To keep all of the candy.
• Because your costume is just too embarrassing.

By: NOVA Fortnightly Staff

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