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Top 12 Reasons Not to Transfer to GMU

29 April 2011 No Comment
  1. Everyone goes there.
  2. Too trendy.
  3. You have to commute to Manassas for IT classes.
  4. Parking services does not wash cars.
  5. Anyone you disliked in high school is probably going.
  6. They let almost anyone in.
  7. 3 words: Texaco Tank Farm.
  8. Average graduation in 6 years for a 4-year degree.
  9. They may not have your program (*cough cough* pre-law *cough cough*).
  10. Too close to home, making it difficult to get parents to understand that you WANT to live in a dorm.
  11. Some teachers who teach there also teach at NOVA. Why pay more?
  12. Broadside newspaper not as awesome as NOVA Fortnightly.

By: NOVA Fortnightly Staff

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