Valentine’s Day pick-up lines as submitted by the staff of the NOVA Fortnightly.

1. Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
2. Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body sure is kickin’.
3. I’ve lost my number. May I have yours?
4. That outfit looks wonderful on you. It would look better on my floor.
5. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
6. Do you have a bandage? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
7. Be different; say yes.
8. I know why Solomon had 700 wives. He never met you.
9. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
10. Hi, I work for NOVA Fortnightly.

Have any funny pick up lines? Post them in the comments.

By: NOVA Fortnightly Staff

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