Top 13 Rejected Car Names

Me Spell Good. Photo by: Dawn Koogle

Health reports indicate students may want to exercise caution when selecting glowing food in the college cafeteria.

As I trudged my way down the alley, I could smell the fetid stench of decaying flesh. I knew my time had come. I rounded the corner, and there he was. My subject stood at 5 feet 4 inches but was currently crouched over his latest prey. In his life, his name was Jeremy Ficklestein. He was a father of three, happily married to a lovely wife, whose body was found without its organs and, inexplicably, its chest.