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Countdown: Top 10 Things to Do Before the End of the World

20 December 2012 No Comment


According to some theories, the end of the world will occur 21 December 2012 A.D.

Top 10 Things to Do Before the End of the World

Take a class on surviving the zombie apocalypse.

Sort friends according to “will save” & “will use as a decoy” so you won’t waste time deliberating later.

Eat whatever you want.

Have a musical performance in public that would make Simon Cowell cringe.

Tell your secret crush how you feel.

Tell off that chick in class who thinks she’s all that.

Graduate. Or at least tell your parents you did. How they gonna know?

Gorge on chocolate & watch cartoons without shame.

Even though you can sleep when you’re dead, your exam-exhausted brain wants to take a nap anyway.

Wait. Wasn’t the end of the world supposed to be May 21, 2011, as predicted by Harold Camping?

Quote of the year: “Predicting the end of the world is a bit like alcoholism,” David Richardson told the San Francisco Chronicle. “Once you get started, it’s hard to stop.”

By: KJ Mushung & the Awesome Staff of NOVA Fortnightly

By: KJ Mushung

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