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Top 10 Uses for Leftover Turkey

22 November 2012 No Comment

Illustration by Lori Milani

By: The Sick & Twisted Staff of NOVA Fortnightly

Let it harden & use it as a doorstop for the provost’s office.

Use it as a cheap holiday present. Your aunt always returns gifts anyway.

Food for Santa instead of cookies & milk.

Bait for rabid reindeer.

Donate it to the Occupy movement.

Save the bones for next year’s Halloween décor.

Lady Gaga needs a new costume.

Bury the bones in your neighbor’s garden & act surprised when they get dug up.

Put it in the vent of your econ class & hope the stench by finals results in a cancellation.

What leftovers?

By: NOVA Fortnightly Staff

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