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Top 10 Ways to Handle Boredom at NOVA

1 April 2012 No Comment

(Because April Fool’s Day should last all year)

Photo collage by Kama Storie

By: KJ Mushung and Ling Lee

Drink all of the Dr Pepper in the mini fridge of NOVA Fortnightly’s faculty advisor’s office, put the empty bottles back, then glue the fridge shut.

Raid the provost’s office for furniture for your sparse basement apartment.

Spike the coffee at the Annandale campus Starbuck’s.

Switch out the male/female bathroom signs.

Change every wall clock on your campus so they all show a different time.

Switch the burgers in the cafeteria with rubber burgers. No one will know the difference.

Write a complete parody of The Sound of Music and send the results to the producers of Glee.

When the deans leave for lunch, download screensavers of squirrel porn onto their computers.

Have Papa John’s deliver “pepperoni-minus-pepperoni” pizza to the college-wide student activities coordinator.

Debate the song-writing merits of Jonathan Coulton vs. Weird Al Yankovic.

By: NOVA Fortnightly Staff

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