Valentine’s Day Flower Giving Chart
It’s that dreaded time of year. A time that brings anxiety to every man and swells anticipation in every woman: Valentine’s Day. Psychologists are already preparing for the annual onslaught of post-Cupid depression. There’s little doubt that expectations of Valentine’s Day are high. Therefore, some of you are bound to screw up.
When that happens, there are two things you can do. You can either give up on the relationship and hope she doesn’t tweet about everything she believes you did wrong on Twitter, or you can try to make amends with flowers.
But how many flowers should you give? Just a single rose or a dozen doesn’t always make up for your bad deed. So, to help you out, here’s a guide.
| Reason | Number of Flowers |
| Five minutes late – again | 1 |
| Promised you’d call but didn’t | 3 |
| Ran over her little brother | 5 |
| Ran over her cat | 12 |
| Stood her up | 15 |
| Gave away that ugly sweater she made you | 18 |
| Missed your one-year anniversary | 25 |
| Caught in bed with her sister | 30 |
| Caught in bed with her brother | 35 |
| Caught checking out teenage cheerleaders practicing on the field | 38 |
| She found a bunch of porn sites in your web “Favorites” folder | 40 |
| Said someone else’s name in bed | 45 |
| Said her mother’s name in bed | 50 |
| Agreed when she asked, “Do I look fat?” | No amount of flowers can save you. Run, run for your life! |
By: KJ Mushung
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